The opinions on this page are not those of the author(Me), if you are offended,
it was probably a joke anyway. AND, if you really have a problem with it,
send me an e-mail. You can contact me right over here.
Oh my, look at all the money,
I guess its just all the stuff that's being blown out the door on new fighter jets, when it
could be used on something useful such as ________.
"I Don't let just anyone touch my Yahoo"
Who the #$^$ is stupid enough to use
such a blantantly perverse ad on the great I-NET.
I mean, if they're going to make it that stupid,
why not just put,
"Why did the chicken cross the road..."
"...To get to the Dell Dimension on the other side, and use the one button internet access
to use the Yahoo web directory, and free complimentary e-mail."
That's a little better, but not as good as "Why did the chicken cross the road..."
"...To visit this website with the new shortcut, www.cryogen.com/Borscht
You'll find out about the Borscht part as I develop this page more.
And since I brought up stupidity...
is...
NATIONAL STUPID DAY
In honor of National Stupid Day, I would like to honor all the people
who have made things that make my life stupid.
These things include
- country music
- braces
- club soda
- and a really stupid band called ______
Days are subject to being repeatedly used,
if not continuasly, why, because isn't every day just the same dull, hype,
which we as peons are forced to live, by some
greater power up in the skys above.
Are you still in school?
Of course you are, we're all learning all the time,
and gathering new information to stimulate our senses.
Don't you just HATE it when teachers co-ordinate all your homework so you end up with 20 big projects due the next day
Or how about when someone talks to you, and your teacher goes postal,
and pulls out a friggin shotgun, and points it at your head.
BUT WAIT...
...
...
...
...
nuff of that
...We're leaving out the most important teachers, besides the hippies.
Which ones do you mean?
I MEAN THE TEACHERS FROM THE $#%^ 20's and 30's
Oh, but surely you've had one, you know, the ones that say
WARNING, BEST SAID WITH A HEAVY SOUTHERN ACCENT
"Boyh, in my day, oure teachers used to get out dem whips, and whip us when we were bad little $#$^..."
Has anyone seen Deep Impact yet?
I have just one question
Why even bother saving humanity, when we'll probably pollute the earth
straight to hell, or kill ourselves in a nuclear war.